Down in the valley
Valley so low
Hang your head over...
And suck your big toe
My Bonnie laid down in the bedroom
Her feet were too long for the bed
She stuck her big feet out the window
Next morning, the neighbors were dead
Bring back, bring back, bring back
My neighbors to me, to me (2x)

Oh, McTavish is dead
and his brother don't know it
His brother is dead
and McTavish don't know it
And both of them dead
and they're lying in bed
And neither one knows
that the other is dead
I've got a pair of
combination underwear
They won't rip and they won't tear
I've worn them ten days
That's no exaggeration
Can't get 'em off,
cause I lost the combination
Tra-la-la Boomseaye
There is no school today
Our teacher passed away
She died of tooth decay
They threw her in the bay
She scared the fish away
She's never coming out
She smells like sauerkraut
(tune of Frere Jacques)
Giant Booger, giant booger
How it grows, how it grows
Just a small suggestion
Just a small suggestion
Blow your nose
Blow your nose
This land is my land
It isn't your land
I have a shotgun
And you ain't got one
You better get off
Or I'll blow your head off
This land was made
Just for me!
God Bless my Underwear
My only pair
I adored them, but I tore them
On the nail of the old rocking chair
From the front seam
To the back seam
I tore them...beyond repair
God Bless my Underwear
My only pair!

On top of old Smokey
All covered with hair
Of course I'm referring to
Smokey the Bear
On top of old Smokey
All covered with sand
I shot my teacher
With a red rubber band
I shot her with glory
I shot her with pride
How could I miss her
She's 40 feet wide
Mcdonald's is my  kind of place
Hamburgers in my face
French fries up my nose
Ketchup between my toes
Mustard running down my back
I want my money back
Before I have a heart attack!

Jingle Bells Santa smells
Rudolph ran away
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a four door Chevrolet
(tune of My Creole Belle)
My Creole Belle
My how you smell
Not just your feet but
Your breath as well
I really think, you really stink
My smelly baby
My Creole Belle

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Kick your teacher overboard
And listen to her scream!

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the creek
Kick your teacher overboard
And listen to her shriek!
Row, row, row your boat
Slowly 'cross the mud
Kick your teacher overboard
And listen to the thud!
Row, row, row your boat
Gently back to shore
Haul your teacher back on board
Then throw her in once more!
tune of "Don't Get Around Much Anymore"
Came home late from a party
Puked all over the floor
Wiped it up with my toothbrush
Don't brush my teeth much anymore
Going downtown to Macdonald's hamburgers
Going to stand in line
Going to order a billion hamburgers
Watch 'em change the sign
Comet, it makes your
teeth turn green
Comet it smells like
Comet, will make you
So get some Comet
and vomit today!

For Email Marketing you can trust

or call 845 246 7898