Down in the valley Valley so low Hang your head over... And suck your big toe |
My Bonnie laid down
in the bedroom Her feet were too long for the bed She stuck her big feet out the window Next morning, the neighbors were dead Bring back, bring back, bring back My neighbors to me, to me (2x) |
Oh, McTavish is dead and his brother don't know it His brother is dead and McTavish don't know it And both of them dead and they're lying in bed And neither one knows that the other is dead |
I've got a pair of combination underwear They won't rip and they won't tear I've worn them ten days That's no exaggeration Can't get 'em off, cause I lost the combination |
Tra-la-la Boomseaye There is no school today Our teacher passed away She died of tooth decay They threw her in the bay She scared the fish away She's never coming out She smells like sauerkraut |
|
(tune
of
Frere
Jacques)
Giant
Booger, giant boogerHow it grows, how it grows Just a small suggestion Just a small suggestion Blow your nose Blow your nose |
This land is my land It isn't your land I have a shotgun And you ain't got one You better get off Or I'll blow your head off This land was made Just for me! |
God Bless my Underwear My only pair I adored them, but I tore them On the nail of the old rocking chair From the front seam To the back seam I tore them...beyond repair God Bless my Underwear My only pair! |
On top of old Smokey All covered with hair Of course I'm referring to Smokey the Bear |
On top of old Smokey All covered with sand I shot my teacher With a red rubber band I shot her with glory I shot her with pride How could I miss her She's 40 feet wide |
| Mcdonald's is
my kind of place Hamburgers in my face French fries up my nose Ketchup between my toes Mustard running down my back I want my money back Before I have a heart attack! |
Jingle Bells Santa smells Rudolph ran away Oh what fun it is to ride In a four door Chevrolet |
(tune of My Creole Belle)
My Creole BelleMy how you smell Not just your feet but Your breath as well I really think, you really stink My smelly baby My Creole Belle |
Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream Kick your teacher overboard And listen to her scream! |
Row, row, row your boat Gently down the creek Kick your teacher overboard And listen to her shriek! |
| Row, row, row your
boat Slowly 'cross the mud Kick your teacher overboard And listen to the thud! |
Row, row, row your
boat Gently back to shore Haul your teacher back on board Then throw her in once more! |
tune
of
"Don't
Get
Around
Much
Anymore" Came home late from a party Puked all over the floor Wiped it up with my toothbrush Don't brush my teeth much anymore |
Going downtown to
Macdonald's hamburgers Going to stand in line Going to order a billion hamburgers Watch 'em change the sign |
Comet, it makes your teeth turn green Comet it smells like gasoline Comet, will make you vomit So get some Comet and vomit today! |
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