(If you
like these jokes and you want to buy two joke books that contain some
of these and more visit Steve's "For Sale" page and
look for "Kids' Kookiest Riddles" and "Mr. Potatohead's Upside Joke
World".)
Steve and Harry
have been recording and presenting on stage hundreds of jokes for what
seems like hundreds of years. One more note;
Steve performs for adults as well as kids and what's appropriate for
one place may not be appropriate for another (believe me, Steve has
learned that the hard way). For instance, Steve and Harry's school show
is squeaky clean. Some of these jokes are a wee bit too strong
for a school
assembly and therefore are avoided. Steve: If you put your hand in
one pocket and take out 28 dollars and Steve: If I have 6 oranges in one hand and I have 8 oranges
in the Steve: If I had 300 dollars and I gave you half. What would
you have? Steve: What's 2 and 4 and 38 and 67? Steve: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Steve: Why did the 2nd monkey
fall out of the tree? Steve: Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? Steve: Why did the tree fall down? Steve: What do you call a man with a bus on his head? Steve: What happens if your arms falls off? Steve: What did the fish say when he swam into the concrete
wall? Steve: The Spanish fireman named his first kid Jose, what
did he Steve: Who was Mark Twain�s bigger brother? Steve: When does a policeman smell? Steve: Why do they call the airplanes Boeing 747's? Steve: What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg? Steve: What did the 0 say to the 8? Steve: What did the dyslexic rabbi say? Steve: If your hair is falling out what can you use to keep
it in? Steve: Should a woman have babies after 35? Steve: A guy rushes into a doctor�s office with a celery
stalk in one ear, Steve: A guy rushes into a doctor�s office and says
I�m shrinking, Steve: The invisible man rushes into the doctor�s office.
What does Steve: What would it be called if A&P and Stop N' Shop
merged? Steve : What�s a one-eyed deer called? Steve: What's a dead one-eyed deer called? Steve: What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker? Steve: What would you say if the Statue of Liberty
sneezed? Steve: What�s the difference between brussel sprouts
and boogers? Steve: How do you know when a turkey is done? Steve: Why did the blind man have a yellow leg? Steve: What happens if you sleep with your head under the
pillow? Steve: How would you divide 4 apples among three children? Steve: How would you put 4 horses into 3 stalls? Steve: How would you put 15 children into a room 3
feet by
4 feet Steve : What does zero mean to you? Steve: If a boy is a lad and he has a stepfather, what does
that
make him? Steve: What does a ballerina with only one leg wear? Steve:How do you know when a turkey is done? Steve:How do you keep from getting parking tickets? Steve:Why did the ocean roar?
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