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The Incredibly Posh and Elegant catalog of INCREDIBLY COOL STUFF !
Steve and Harry's wacky performance
tapes,
CD's, DVD's and knee-slappingly funny books are for sale! You
can hear audio samples for
each of the recordings too! Before you do anything, you can take a quick peek at our nifty How-to-Order page.
Steve's
Manifesto has arrived! S o many of the jokes, magic tricks and
tips that Steve
has developed over his two decades as a professional cornball and
funny
magician is now in book form. Even if you're not a budding magician
it's still fun to read. Anyone interested in becoming a real
knucklehead
will find this book a great starting off point. It includes How to develop a character (a
character is the unique person (or giant vegetable) a magician pretends
to be while performing) Patter (anything a magician
says during a show to make it more interesting (like burping) The difference between funny
words and not so funny (Smith is not funny, Fenstermacher is) What to say when a joke falls
flat (Is this an audience or an oil painting?) Short jokes to fill in the
time (I was wondering why this baseball I was looking at the other day
was getting bigger and bigger...then it hit me) and so much more. It also contains 50 really
neat, easy to do magic tricks and how to make them funny. Published by Meadowbrook press and distributed by Simon
and Schuster, this book is available right here.
A
mere $7.95 will do it. STEVE'S DVD! Steve and Harry are in
Steve
and Harry have created a
DVD! This compilation includes many of the best comedy routines,
magic tricks and songs that they've performed for the last two decades
on stage and on their popular radio program "Knock On Wood". If
you'd like to see a sample of the DVD, click here..no, no I mean
right here. Fooled you again. Okay I'll stop. Click....here!
DVD $7.95
AUDIOTAPES and CD's The Knock On Wood recordings feature the scholar of lunacy himself, Steve Charney, and his dumm... er, his Wooden American, Harry. Steve and Harry cajole, tickle, poke, and squawk at us; they sing, they dance (or so we're told), they contort their tongues, they even do genuine scientific experiments (involving peptides and particle physics, we're told). In turn, 99.9 percent of us giggle, shake, chuckle, grin, smile with an air of steely superiority, guffaw, laugh, hide our mouths behind our hands, titter, howl, and slow down if we're driving on the thruway. We're talking hours of some of Steve and Harry's most hysterical and heart-warming comedy routines, selected from the best comedy on radio and stage. Can you say Great Gift Idea? Okay, here are the details: The Yellow Album: Knock On Wood: Live Music and Comedy This compilation includes
classic Knock On Wood routines such as Knock Knock, Radio
Man, Priscilla the Gorilla, and Finger in Your Ear,
performed before a (very) live audience of children. Wanna hear a sample? Here's Harry doing 30 seconds of the
tonguetwister Betty Botter Or go for the whole routine of Harry's Knock-Knocks CD $7.95 Audiotape $3.95 CD$7.95
Steve
and Harry Poke Fun of School Row,
Row, Row your boat Here's Steve
and Harry's latest! 25 tracks of songs and comedy routines. Steve was
influenced
by the schoolyard songs we all learned as kids
to write his own parodies using traditional melodies. There's
also lots
of routines with Harry of course. But be careful, we wouldn't want you
to
end up in the principal's office.
Here's a sample. This song is called "This
school is your school" And this one is a routine with Harry. "N-O
spells no" CD$7.95
The Riddle King's Riddle Songs
This CD rocks! Steve sings his own songs, and also sings Mike Thaler's terrific riddles. Harry is not singing on this CD (he was hiking the Redwoods with an unnamed red-head), but boy, guess who is here: John Sebastian, Bill Keith and Jay Ungar and Molly Mason! If you missed purchasing this must-have CD through the Scholastic Inc. Book clubs, here's your chance. And now for the samples! "Bellybutton
Riddles" Just a shortie. |
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