When they remove your appendix it's called an appendectomy
When you remove your tonsils it's called a tonsillectomy
What is it called when they remove growth on your head?
Answer: A haircut

I'm so poor I can only afford dancing lessons for one leg.

I was up all night wondering where the sun went when it set. Then it dawned on me.

Don't sweat the small petty things, and don't pet the small sweaty things

I have three eyes, two mouths and four noses, what am I? 
A liar.

I is for the Idaho
Potato Idahoans grow
Can Mexicans in Mexico
Grow Idahos? Ida know.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Picasso. Picasso who? Picasso of you I'm telling these jokes!

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